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Its been a while now since i have mad a post ! well its because
i`ve been away in India serving my general,Velupillai Prabhakaran,
the Tamil Tiger boss in India,near the border.It was crazy trip
hiking through the jungles and killing indians,blowing up cars and
beating some villagers up and taking their porridge.
As you can see from the first picture above,some of the
villagers retaliatting against us after we pau`ed their
porridge and soup and some indomee.Yes,they really lost it
but due to me being unable to understand tamil.i couldnt make
out what they said.But i did here the words pundek,benchot,sunni,
kun-ji and a few more repeatedly used time after time while
wooden chairs and pots and pans were being thrown out from their
huts.
The second picture was the ceremony of making me a full time Tamil Tiger
representitive for malaysia.planning to go down bangsar tonight and
gather some new recruits ya know from maybe Lock Up,Mantra and G-Spot.
Well thats all for now ! will up date sooon !
time;3:03 PM
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My home is your home
My room is your room*hehe*
home sweet home is
with baby boy rohan
*muakz*see you tonight baby*
P.S. haha sohai ! you thought real is it ? morron ! of course la fake tiu !
if real you think i`ll be putting it like that everyday and being pariya ?
god dammmit all you gullabe naive little patsy whankers.
i dunno how people blog everyday
its fucking balls ! what to type
i now also dunno wat to type.
life is so sad ! sadder than bobby`s life.
lucky i got whisky water in my life.
everyday can tani ! and then put
it like that with all the mat rem-pit
chickkidies.ACTUALLY !!
i LIED LIFE IS FARKING GOOD
AT THE MOMENT !
Anyway look at how pariya
im gonna become...my tattoo that
im gonna get soon then i just need
one thick kau kau gold bracelet to
go all "MENTAL DAA MACHAA"
As usual I LOST IT ON MERDEKA @ passion.
friday night just went LOCO in breakers.
saturday went passion got smashed went home die.
woke up at about 3 something.foosball abit
shower.watch bourne supremacy....day dreamed
about being a secret agent for malaysian goverment
(steal cock ah ? our goverment doesnt haf shit...
but dream la for fux sake)ran around berlin,rome,
moscow looking for other spies to kill and shit...
OKAY LA ! MAHAI ! i make it easier ! IMAGINE !
An indian version of grand theft auto with an indian
got all the weapons full health go here and there !
thats what i was dreamin about....just imagine
an indian going mental with grenades and all !
here are a few examples
here are the direct tanslations
okay i think thats enough blogging for one day
i shall go off to eat my delicious mcdonalds delivered
to my house ! i`ll update you on how i`ll fuck the
delivery boy for being late ! OUT !
time;6:08 PM
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everyday do the same thing
get smashed ! merdeka was
quite sick....me vic uzzaam joel
jennie y2k and the rest of jing
bang and the guest of the night
our very own lawyer buddy
RAVI ! AHHAHA went crazy
in poppy collection...quite a
standard spec la but !!!!!
it just show how pariya we actually
are....anyway i just realised i need
to learn abit of canto ! cause its
quite yau to the yeng...and to all
those girls out there i know u think im fuckiing
hot and sexy but then im sorry la
there`s a line between chicks and bottles
i`ll take the bottle anytime...so if ur an
alcho of a chick please la come visit me
i`ll give u pleasure and wonders balls....
so anyway ! i know my blogg is like frickin
kewll ! like oh my gawd ! it turns all
u readers on cause of my yau yeng
hou lan yes nesss ! = ) so continue reading
till i come up with more bullshit !
and OH YAH ! i got featured in
the 2nd most yau yeng blog
aftermine www.sherve.blogspot.com
my love/morron buddy ! sher vin
okay u can fuck off to sheffield now
services no longer required ! HAHAHA
joking la u know i love you right = )
okay fuck all you people
ciao !
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Saturday !
started off veryy well actually fucking well !
woke up with a bastard hangover ! decided to
go to mid valley and collect my jeans from topshop.
while i was infront of KIM GARY ( fucking ah pek restaurant)
talking on the phone this mat motor son of a bitch !
snatched my handphone from me and ran ! ma ga hai !
as usual i tried to be Agent Double 0 Pariya and chase
him but it came to no good cause.Fucking rempits!
I hope more FRU Vans bang all you bastards down !
Went ss2 met victor daphne and uzzaam at secret
recipe.then went to breakers and lost it !
went mental loco ! drank alot ! broke a few glasses.
got simon lim the best manager/owner 2006 drunk.
went home died !
Sunday
went ganja-land(TU`s house) to find chow kah wah a.k.a chris gone !
wasted ! you tell him anything the fucker forgets it like ten minutes later.
lepaked wif the ganja fuckers for a bit then decided to go the curve and eat
cause sussie the bitch wif the gun got emotional AHHAAHAH u know i love u
sussie ! ended up in TGI Fridayz wif elaine victor uzzaam kah wah. ate
then went to watch NACHO LIBRE !! the worst fucking show on the planet
went victor`s house chilled out went to pick up daphne then went breakers.
bang balls abit here and there play a bit of foosball then went home ss2 with
wayne and shaul to buy some DVDs and eat.Went home slept !
Monday
woke up at about 3 something
bang balls at home play foosball ! dream about being a rem-pit someday...
went breakers lost it with wayne and DJ Ray..got smashed got the bouncers
smashed got the teasers girls smashed ! wonderful night went bestari makan
sound a few workers went home slept.
Tuesday
went to the LOFT with sher vin elaine shaul gary mohan sunil luke mark
eng soon and the rest of the jing bang. It was a crazy night ! the national
bartending competition ! it was a good night gary wanted to smash the manager
of LOFT and the bartender...shaul as usual wanted to anal some girl.. standard spec.
Went taman desa to Salsa bar with gary mohan and sunil ! had the msot fucked up
experiencei n my life ! GRO ! GUEST RELATIONSHIP OFFICERS ! They are
fucking karat ! they just fucking cant get drunk ! they jsut cant ! bloody bastards
bitches ham ka chan ! make me high only tiu ! anyway went yamcha then went home
at about 5am...from 2am when it closed till 5am we were yam cha`in i was given
a sexual educational TALK ! form GARY JANSEN .. so imagine how mental it was
Wednesday
Bang Balls in breakers as usual dam sad right my life aiyah
Thursday
It was a sick day
A day that shall never be forgotten
A day when this countries fooser`s balls drop(weiii poyo sialll)
The day i unleashed the crouching tiger hidden rem-pit pull shot !
It was deadly no one could block it ! never atleast got 4th place and
i know wat im lacking ! CONSISTENCY ! correct spelling...wait i check
"background" EH APU !!!!!! HOW TO SPELL KON-SIS-TON-CI ?
OH MACAM BETUL AH OK OK OK TQ NANTI
SAYA BAGI TODI SIKIT ATAU BLACK 99
after dyp ciao`ed home !
tongiht maybe sugar passion or some club ! sick of foosball !!!
time;6:02 PM
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went dota till 5am.
reached home at about 6am(wednesday morning).
slept ! woke up at 4pm ! foosball abit ! shower !!
went shopping wif mama ! lost it at topshop !
bought a few jeans and 2 or 3 shirts ! went starbucks
yam cha wif mama ! went breakers foosball abit more !
yam cha again at old town this time with raymond kan,
jason and Y2k and his baby.Left at about 3am and now
at home ! Boring boring boring boring ! where the fuck
has everyone gone ? monday was smashing and the following
2 dayz were balls ! oh yah ! i saw some rem-pitz fighting in
front of soda dance club ! standard spec ! bastards !
but i love them ! with their bikes and shit ! = ) i wanna
be a rem-pit one day !! then we can lat-ta-li-lat among
the 7 or 8 of us and see hu gets the mat-rem-pit chick
to bang = ) HAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAH yes im lame = )
thank you ! and BOBBY IS kewll ! LIKE OH MY GAWDDD !
time;4:02 AM
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yesterdays.
And i forgot ~!!
The PICTURE of the month !
Hopefully me in the near future conqeuring the streets of kay elle !
time;1:16 AM
lame but since its becoming a smashing hit in the newpaps
mags media etcc... i decided to join the party.Let me start off
with the HIGHLIGHT of the month ! I was with my beloved
sifu Mr.Raymond Kan on the way back from Passion somewhere
earlier in the month.On this mini adventure back,we came
across a police raid !!!! quite exciting rite ? hahaha...well the cops had cornered about 100
to 200 mat ram pit(quai lo acsent) and banged them down wif three of four black maria FRU vans. It was the best time of my life....police were beating them up
people were flying here and there...ahhh...a night i`ll never
forgot.....it was wonderful...like watching pearl harbour and titanic
and then emoing...with my maid.I lost it ! HAHAHAHAHA
Other than that this weekend was pretty mental...friday ngiht was crazy
went fro victor`s BBQ at his place helped out abit here and there chilled out for a while
then went to passion wif wayne,ryan,joel and boboy.Left when sugar and lost it
the boys found a girl and fell in love wif her.I did the standard spec get drunk and
make friends wif the manager.Went to IVY after that and ended up getting con`d by
the "OWNER" Simon Lim.Met the real owners and the manager and some disgrunted
really pissed off fat ass malay chick waiter hu gave me the line " eh babi ! you kawan simon kan ? berani ah balik sini....itu botol Chivas belum bayar lagi gaji saya kenna potong you tau "
Simon simon the thing u get us into bloody hell.Saturday lost in Passion with johor boy,clement and the rest of the gang.sunday woke up had lunch when to sleep again ...play playstation...foosball abit...playstation....sleep...now started BLOGGING !!!
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